October 31st, 2007, posted by FofR | Digg This
Edit: This is fake.
I was contacted by one Guy Lagace concerning a breakdown of the unseen Indiana Jones trailer, “from a reliable source”, via Skewed and Reviewed. I am not source how much this description can be trusted, if at all, but for the sake of interest, here is the description:
Paramount Logo
black screen
We hear a low buzzing
Shot of a mass of big jeeps crossing the desert
Fade to black
JIM BROADBENT: There are many secrets in this world…
Shot of a wooden box being loaded onto a loader
fade to black
JIM BROADBENT: ..that man was not meant to discover!
Shot of the Ark being lifted out of its confinds as military scientists watch in awe.
fade to black
A shot of the lid being lifted off the ark
cut to black
Cut to Indy and Jim in a university hallway
JIM BROADBENT: There are others who seek the power of the ark now!
cut to black
Shot of Indy leaving the university, looks like he’s being watched
Shot a woman in a white dress stepping from a vehicle
CATE: Your services are required Dr Jones
Shot of Cate talking to Indy, she opens a box revealing a Crystal skull
INDIANA: Im sorry i Cant help you!!
Shot of Marion tied up in the back of a vehicle kicking and screaming. The door opens and Indy reacts.
CATE: Your reward…is her life!
INDIANA: Marion!
Shot of a ship crossing the ocean
Massive shot of Indy and Ray winstone in a temple
Shot of Shia fighting next to rotating blades
Shot of a huge Mayan city
Shot of Indy racing through catacombs
Shot of Cate slapping Marion, Marion slaps her back.
Shot of Cate by the crystal skull alter, a fleet of soldier behind her, we can just see the ark,
she places a crystal skull down!
Shot of Jim Broadbent looking very worried.
Shot of A Mayan temple exploding with the power of the Ark
Shot of Indy and Shia swinging across A huge ravine walls collapsing around them. Shia slips at the edge. Indy grabs his Hand.
TITLES: INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL
Shot of Marion punching Indy
INDY: I should have seen that coming!
2008
October 31st, 2007 at 10:27 pm
This is unfortunately a fake. I heard about this breakdown last week but it has since been dismissed. I do hope that I am wrong since this sounds like it would be an excellent trailer and is probably a lot better then what we will all end up getting when they do release it. The true trailer description is probably more like this…
Lucasfilm logo.
Paramount Logo.
A crystal skull sitting on an alter with movie-man voice over.
Suddenly a whip grabs the skull and the music hits.
Then we see about 20 shots of Indy and Marion and Shia which all go by that they tell us nothing.
A bunch of explosions.
Then one line from Indy like “trust me” or “Oh No” or “I like pumpkin pie” or something stupid.
End with date of release. And with the sound of all of us geeks recovering from the fact that we really didn’t see anything at all. Even after pausing all 32 frames each second from the tivoed version on E!
Oh who knows, they might throw us a bone and give us a really awesome trailer with location shots and awesome vehicles and effects and maybe, just maybe a glimpse of that old crate sitting in that old warehouse…
January 4th, 2008 at 9:58 pm
omg that is so great i can actually picture it
it sounds great but how will it do on film
also i just want to say that i someday want to go into the movie bizz as a producer or a screen writer / directors
but i’m kinda young
and i mean really young like jr.high young
but dream big is my motive